The Blasphemer Robert G. Ingersoll

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An evangelist in Buffalo lashed out at Colonel Robert G. Ingersoll as “a poor barking dog.” In Pittsburgh, indignant defenders of the faith urged the mayor to arbitrarily forbid Ingersoll from speaking publicly on a Sunday. The chief judge of the Delaware Supreme Court called on a grand jury to indict Ingersoll for blasphemy. Similarly, the head of the Pennsylvania Bible Society warned that if Ingersoll spoke profanely of the Lord in Philadelphia, he would be arrested under the commonwealth’s blasphemy law. A pastor in New York declared as “irreverent and infidel” Ingersoll’s lecture on “The Liberty of Man, Woman, and Child.” In Connecticut, a clergyman demanded an opera house breach its contract and bar its doors to a scheduled lecture by the heretic. In Kansas City, a minister voiced fear that Ingersoll’s sacrilegious rhetoric would harm the minds of precious little children. A pastor in Utica denounced Ingersoll as a sensualist, a gourmand [note: it is true Ingersoll was a prodigious eater], and a violator of common decency. A letter to the editor of the Buffalo Times accused Ingersoll of depriving the fearful of any hope of meeting their late family members in Heaven, and that a belief in Hell was necessary to keep society together. Fire-breathing Brooklyn cleric T. De Witt Talmage characterized Ingersoll as “the champion blasphemer of America,” a man who favored sending obscene material through the mails [an untruth]. Further, Talmage insisted the blasphemy laws be strictly enforced against Ingersoll, and that while the fervid pastor personally believed in free speech, it did not apply when it came to insulting his God. “Good speech is legal,” Talmage claimed, “bad speech is not.”



Rev. De Witt Talmage
1870

Puck cartoon shows Ingersoll using
Talmage as punching bag, 1882
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    Ingersoll, a nineteenth century phenomenon, gave as well as he got, yet for the most part good naturedly—unlike those who angrily accused him of blasphemy. “In a world of superstition, reason is blasphemy,” he said. “In a world of cruelty, sympathy is a crime, and in a world of lies, truth is blasphemy.” Several states and localities had passed blasphemy statutes, which were illegal under the First Amendment to the United States Constitution, so Ingersoll was not intimidated. To the threat of indictment in Delaware, he said that “the Lord had originally equipped oysters with legs but had to take the legs off when it became evident the people of Delaware would not run for anything.” To Talmage, Ingersoll was cheerfully defiant. “...all the churches in the United States can’t ever crush us. That day has gone never to return. Superstition has caused too many tears; it has broken too many hearts; it has filled too many insane asylums; it has kept the world in darkness long enough. If they think they can crush freethought in this country, let them try it.”
    Conversely, Ingersoll was on amiable terms with the nineteenth century’s most prominent—and controversial—preacher, Henry Ward Beecher [brother of Harriet Beecher Stowe, author of Uncle Tom’s Cabin], who characterized Ingersoll as “the most brilliant speaker of the English tongue of all men on the globe. ...under the lambent flow of his wit and magnificent antitheses we find the glorious flame of genius and honest thought.” Ingersoll returned Beecher’s accolade: “He [Beecher] battled for the rights of men. His heart was with the slave. He stood against the selfish greed of millions banded to protect the pirate’s trade. His voice was for the right when freedom’s friends were few. He taught the church to think and doubt.” While Beecher was an outspoken supporter of abolition and supposed exemplar of the nation’s morals, his personal failings led to a sensational scandal in which he was brought to trial [Tilden v. Beecher 1875] for an adulterous relationship with the wife of the man said to be his best friend. Although the trial ended in a hung jury, it was a prime illustration of religious hypocrisy.


Rev. Henry Ward Beecher


    Ingersoll’s every utterance became newspaper fodder, and his name and reputation far overshadowed that of Ambrose Bierce, younger by nine years, who was, after all, a mere writer, not a world-class orator. Although a prominent and hugely successful lawyer in Illinois, Washington, and New York [his most famous case was as counsel for the defendants in the two postal Star Route trials of the 1880s—the Teapot Dome/Watergate scandal of its day], Ingersoll’s notoriety resulted from the lecture circuit, which he pursued tirelessly until two months before his death. There is no evidence Ingersoll was familiar with the lesser known Bierce, despite Bierce’s regular fulminations in the Hearst newspapers and Cosmopolitan Magazine between 1887 and 1908. But Bierce was keenly aware of Ingersoll and cited him positively in his columns for Hearst.

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Robert Green Ingersoll was born to a Presbyterian pastor and ardent abolitionist in upstate Dresden, New York, on August 11, 1833, but his Midwestern legacy was firmly established when the family moved, first, to Ohio, then to central Illinois. Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce was born to a Congregationalist farm family in southeastern Ohio on June 24, 1842, but his family soon emigrated to northern Indiana. “Bob” Ingersoll, who even in his youth had developed a reputation as an orator, was admitted to the Illinois bar in 1854, three years before the teenaged Bierce became a printer’s devil for The Northern Indianan, an abolitionist newspaper. When the Civil War broke out, Ingersoll was commissioned a colonel and formed a regiment, the Eleventh Illinois Cavalry Volunteers. About the same time, the much younger Bierce enlisted as a private in Company C of the Ninth Regiment of the Indiana Volunteers.


Col. Robert G. Ingersoll

Lt. Ambrose G. Bierce
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    Both men distinguished themselves in combat, and both fought at the bloody battle of Shiloh in April 1962 during which some 24,000 soldiers on both sides were killed, wounded, or captured, the deadliest battle in America up to that time. Each man wrote eloquently of the bloodshed at Shiloh, Ingersoll to his brother Clark, “...the Rebels rushed us with the fury of Hell and our soldiers disputed every bloody inch with more courage and more dauntless desperate heroism than I before imagined possessed by men.” Surrounded by thousands of dead and dying, Ingersoll said, “The rain fell all night, slowly and sadly, as though the heavens were weeping for the dead. All night long I stood with my blanket around me, drearily by the side of a dead tree watching the shells of the gunboats. Every fifteen minutes would come a flash like heat lightning—then the boom—then the bluish line bending over the distant wood—then the roar of the bursting, and then last of all the double echo dying over the far hills.”
    In one of Bierce’s most famous autobiographical essays, “What I Saw at Shiloh,” he wrote, “The night was now black—dark; as is usual after a battle, it had begun to rain. Still we moved; we were being put into position by somebody. Inch by inch we crept along, treading on one another’s heels by way of keeping together.... Very often we struck our feet against the dead; more frequently against those who still had spirit enough to resent it with a moan. They were lifted carefully to one side and abandoned.”


Illustration of Battle of Shiloh in Frank Leslie’s
Famous Leaders and Battle Scenes of the Civil War, 1896

    Both men were captured by the enemy, Ingersoll by the Confederate General Nathan Forrest at the battle of Lexington, Tennessee, and Bierce, if his personal account is to be believed, by Confederate irregulars in Alabama. After three days of captivity, Ingersoll was “paroled’ upon his oath not to fight again, while Bierce claims to have escaped by swimming to safety across the Coosa River.
    Neither man romanticized the war, and Ingersoll was repulsed by it as much as he was of slavery: “War is horrid beyond the comprehension of man. It is enough to break the heart to go through the hospitals and see gray-haired veterans with lips whitening under the kiss of death—hundreds of mere boys with thoughts of home—of sister and brother—meeting the dark angel alone, nothing but pain, misery, neglect, and death. ...to see death around you, everywhere nothing but death—to think of the ones far away expecting the dead to return and hoping for one more embrace—listening for footsteps that never will be heard on earth—it makes one tired—tired of war.”
    While Bierce made no moral judgment on either slavery or war [he had hoped to make a career in the military], his description of the scorched earth after the first battle of Shiloh shows his understanding of it. “Death had put his sickle into this thicket and fire had gleaned the field. Along a line which was not that of extreme depression, but was at every point significantly equidistant from the heights on either hand, lay the bodies, half buried in ashes; some in the unlovely attitude denoting sudden death by the bullet, but by far the greater number in postures of agony that told of tormenting flame. Their clothing was half burnt away—their hair and beard entirely; the rain had come too late to save their nails. Some were swollen to double girth; others shriveled to manikins.”
    Following the war, Bierce [promoted to lieutenant], who had suffered a head wound, retired from the military as a brevet major after aspiring unsuccessfully to win a commission in the peacetime army, and found himself in San Francisco as a writer and editor, and later as the star columnist for the fledgling newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst. Ingersoll resigned his commission and returned to Illinois to resume his law practice, dabbling in Republican politics and winning appointment as the state’s first attorney general, his only public office. Ingersoll’s agnosticism effectively precluded him from elective office, although he agitated actively behind the scenes. In 1877 he moved his law practice from Peoria to Washington, D.C., his home base for the next eight years, after which he spent his remaining years as a New Yorker [living in a townhouse on the site of the current Gramercy Park Hotel]. Bierce also became a Washingtonian where he continued writing for the Hearst newspapers, but not until 1899 [the year of Ingersoll’s death], so his path and Ingersoll’s did not cross.


Ingersoll became the preeminent orator of the nineteenth century


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While religious superstition was deeply ingrained in the belief system of nineteenth century Western civilization, an intellectual backlash developed following publication of Charles Darwin’s Origin of the Species in 1859. No longer was it de rigueur to ascribe, without substantiation, man’s existence to a presumed, amorphous god, although those who defied religious dogma continued to risk the wrath of the Church. Still lingering were the powers of the papacy, which once declared it a sacrilege to translate “sacred” Greek and Hebrew Christian texts into English. One who had was John Wycliffe (ca 1328—1384), whose body, in reprisal, was disinterred, hanged, burned, and his ashes thrust into the River Swift.
    Ingersoll maintained that Darwin “...shows that man has for thousands of ages steadily advanced, that the Garden of Eden is an ignorant myth, that the doctrine of original sin has no foundation in fact, that the atonement is an absurdity, that the serpent did not tempt, and that man did not ‘fall.’” Bierce too weighed in on evolution, caustically defining it as, “The process by which the higher organisms are gradually developed from the lower, as Man from the Assisted Immigrant, the Office-Holder from the Ward Boss, the Thief from the Office-Holder, etc.”
    Biologist Thomas H. Huxley, a defender of Darwin’s heretical theory of evolution, who characterized himself as “Darwin’s bulldog,” coined the term “agnostic,” which holds that in matters of science, conclusions must be demonstrated or demonstrable. In his lifetime, Ingersoll proudly wore as a badge of honor the label “The Great Agnostic.” Bierce, infamously quotable for his cheeky definitions, never defined “agnostic,” but in his The Devil’s Dictionary he wittily described faith as, “Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge of things without parallel.”


Charles Darwin

Thomas Huxley
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    Bierce and Ingersoll, in their separate ways, saw eye-to-eye on most, but not all, of the freethought issues of their day, particularly when it came to what they might have considered ecclesiastical delusion. Bierce cited Ingersoll in The Devil’s Dictionary in which “Decalogue” was facetiously defined as, “A series of commandments—ten in number—just enough to permit an intelligent selection for observance, but not enough to embarrass the choice. Following is the revised edition of the Decalogue, calculated for this meridian”:

Thou shalt no God but me adore:
    ’Twere too expensive to have more.
No images nor idols make
    For Robert Ingersoll to break.
Take not God’s name in vain; select
    A time when it will have effect.
Work not on Sabbath days at all,
    But go to see the teams play ball.
Honor thy parents. That creates
    For life insurance lower rates.
Kill not, abet not those who kill;
    Thou shalt not pay thy butcher’s bill.
Kiss not thy neighbor’s wife, unless
    Thine own thy neighbor doth caress.
Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete
    Successfully in business. Cheat.
Bear not false witness— that is low—
But “hear ’tis rumored so and so.”
    Covet thou naught that thou hast not
By hook or crook, or somehow, got.
                                G.J.

The “Decalogue" was signed by “G.J.”, playfully identified by Bierce as “...that learned and ingenious cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape, S.J., whose lines bear his initials.”
    If Bierce showed little respect for organized religion, Ingersoll had none, and described as “stupidly false” assertions that the Ten Commandments were the foundation of civilized justice and law. “Thousands of years before Moses was born, the Egyptians had a code of laws,” Ingersoll maintained. “They had laws against blasphemy, murder, adultery, larceny, perjury, laws for the collection of debts, the enforcement of contracts, the ascertainment of damages, the redemption of property pawned, and upon nearly every subject of human interest.... Laws were made against murder because a very large majority of the people have always objected to being murdered.” Ingersoll asserted that there was no difference between the agnostic and the atheist. “The Agnostic is an Atheist. The Atheist is an Agnostic. The Agnostic says, ‘I do not know, but I do not believe there is any God.’ The Atheist says the same. The Orthodox Christian says he knows there is a God, but we know that he does not know. He simply believes. He cannot know.” While Bierce also pronounced on the definition of atheism, it is not clear that he fully accepted Ingersoll’s interpretation. “It is the peculiar distinction of atheism to be nothing at all,” Bierce wrote in the Examiner on January 19, 1890. “The atheist, as such, has no belief. To say he believes there is no God is inaccurate; he merely does not believe there is a God. Atheism is a non-belief, a word without a corresponding thing; to object to its recognition and pre-eminence is the same thing as to be jealous of a vacuum.”


Bierce’s Cynic’s Word Book [The Devil’s Dictionary]


    Bierce was coy as to his personal religious beliefs, ducking behind cynicism and dark humor while unloading bon mots like buckshot that clearly showed where he stood, such as the rich satirical definitions in his Devil’s Dictionary [originally titled The Cynic’s Word Book, 1906]:

Astrology. The science of making the dupe see stars.
Buddhism. A preposterous form of religious error perversely preferred by about three—fourths of the human race.
Canonize. To make a saint out of a dead sinner.
Christen. To ceremoniously afflict a helpless child with a name.
Christian. One who believes the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
Christmas. A day set apart and consecrated to gluttony, drunkenness, maudlin sentiment, gift—taking, public dullness and domestic behavior.
Church. A place where the parson worships God and women worship the parson.
Confession. A place where the priest sits to forgive the big sins for the pleasure of hearing about the little ones.
Congregation. The subjects of an experiment in hypnotism.
Conjugal. Relating to a popular kind of penal servitude—the yoking together of two fools by a parson.
Convent. A place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the vice of idleness.
Deist. One who believes in God, but reserves the right to worship the Devil.
Devil. The author of all our woes and proprietor of all the good things of this world.
Devotion. A mild type of mental aberration variously produced; in love, by a surplus of blood; in religion, by chronic dyspepsia.
Genuflection. Leg-service. The act of bending the knee to Him who made it that the posture is unnatural and fatiguing.
Heathen. A benighted creature who has the folly to worship something he can see or feel.
Infidel. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.
Koran. A book which the Mohammedans foolishly believe to have been written by divine inspiration, but which Christians know to be a wicked imposture, contradictory to the Holy Scriptures.
Lord. ...a title of the Supreme Being; but this is thought to be rather flattery than true reverence.
Minister. An agent of a higher power with a lower responsibility.
Miracle. An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king.
Monsignor. A high ecclesiastical title, of which the Founder of our religion overlooked the advantages.
Pagan. A benighted person who prefers home-made deities and indigenous religious rites.
Pray. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
Priest. A gentleman who claims to own the inside track on the road to Paradise, and wants to charge toll on the same.
Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
Scriptures. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which other faiths are based.

    On the other hand, Ingersoll, witty in his own right without an ounce of Bierce’s cynicism, was sincere and forthright in establishing his personal philosophy:

There may or may not be an infinite Being. I neither confirm not deny. I am honest enough to say that I do not know. I am candid enough to admit that the question is beyond the limitations of my mind. Yet I think I know as much on that subject as any human being knows or ever knew, and that is—nothing. I do not say that there is not another world, another life; neither do I say that there is. I say that I do not know. It seems to me that every sane and honest man must say the same.

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Frank Smith, author of Robert G. Ingersoll: A Life, writes that Ingersoll “...was largely responsible for the growth of the organized freethought movement in the United States from 1880 to 1899. This was the ‘Golden Age’ of freethought. Robert Ingersoll’s influence and participation enabled the movement to grow rapidly to a size it has never again achieved.” In her book Freethinkers, Susan Jacoby writes that “Ingersoll’s position as the preeminent orator of his generation enabled him to reach millions of Americans who might otherwise have refused to give a personal hearing, unmediated by a hostile press, to the case against conventional religion.” Influencing the freethought movement were Thomas Paine [described by Theodore Roosevelt as a “dirty little atheist”] and Thomas Jefferson, and in the nineteenth century women’s suffrage leaders Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Susan B. Anthony, Margaret Sanger, William Lloyd Garrison, editor of The Liberator, Clarence Darrow, Eugene V. Debs, and such literary figures as Walt Whitman, Mark Twain, and H.L. Mencken.


Influential freethought publication, The Liberator

    Bierce, who might today be described as a libertarian—which he defined as, “One who is compelled by the evidence to believe in free-will, and whose will is therefore free to reject that doctrine.”—was not officially part of the freethought movement, nor of any other [although he was a member of California’s Bohemian Club and the Army and Navy Club in Washington—as well as an habitué of the club’s bar]. But he exploited the freethought climate in order to lash out at all the pious held dear and holy. He defined a freethinker as:

A miscreant who wickedly refuses to look out of a priest’s eyes, and persists into looking into them with too searching a glance. Freethinkers were formerly shot, burned, boiled, racked, flogged, cropped, drowned, hanged, disemboweled, impaled, beheaded, skinned. With the lapse of time our holy religion has fallen into the hands and minds of merciful and humane expounders, and the poor Freethinker’s punishment is entrusted to Him who said, “Vengeance is mine, I will repay.” Here on earth, the misguided culprit is only threatened, pursued, revived, avoided, silenced, cursed, insulted, robbed, cheated, harassed, derided, slandered.

    While some may overlook the poet Walt Whitman in the context of the freethought movement, he was very much a part of it, and in the final years of his life was celebrated by Ingersoll. Whitman did not share the agnostic views of his champion, but his bold and earthy free verse with its blatant sexuality was radical and shocking to Victorian attitudes, which prompted efforts to censor and still Whitman’s unique voice.
    To his friend, Horace Traubel, Whitman said, “I consider Bob one of the constellations of our time—our country—America—a bright, magnificent constellation.” Ingersoll was the principal speaker at a birthday party for an infirm Whitman at Reissner’s Restaurant in Philadelphia on May 31, 1890. Unable to rise from his chair, Whitman thanked Ingersoll for his praise and support, but made clear that he believed in God and immortality. Ingersoll was not deterred, and a few days later wrote to the poet to say, “what pleasure it gave me to meet you, to look into your eyes, to hear your voice, to grasp your hand, and I thank you for the brave and splendid words you have uttered.” On October 21, 1890, Ingersoll delivered a testimonial to Whitman at Philadelphia’s Horticultural Hall before an audience of three thousand. The two exchanged cordialities over the following two years, and on March 29, 1892, Ingersoll delivered Whitman’s funeral eulogy in Camden, saying, “Long after we are dust the brave words he has spoken will sound like trumpets to the dying.”


Walt Whitman

    It would be fair to conclude that Whitman was not in Bierce’s orbit [he once called Whitman’s poetry twaddle]. Bierce’s publisher, Walter Neale, claims that Bierce viewed Whitman as a man of “...low pecuniary standards and practices, who, nevertheless, might have been a poet of the first rank...” According to Neale, Bierce claimed that “the ‘good’ gray poet wrote prose that he falsely labeled verse: termed by latter-day ‘poets’ vers libre.” Enthusiastically, however, Bierce extolled the work of an acolyte, George Sterling, a minor poet, mostly forgotten. In the Cosmopolitan Magazine of September 1907, Bierce gushed that “Sterling is a very great poet—incomparably the greatest that we have on this side of the Atlantic.” Comparing Sterling to Coleridge, Bierce said this of Sterling’s fevered “A Wine of Wizardry” (which first appeared under Bierce’s aegis in Cosmopolitan): “...I hold that not in a lifetime has our literature had anything new of equal length containing so much poetry and so little else.” Sterling was a suicide by cyanide, his body found in his room at the Bohemian Club in San Francisco in 1926. A Whitman he was not.

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Both Ingersoll and Bierce used dollops of humor to keep their adversaries on the defensive. In the San Francisco News-Letter of February 12, 1870, Bierce wrote:

Father Hyacinthe says there are three religions in the world, the Jewish, the Catholic, and the Protestant, and all are equal in the eyes of God. There is a people in South Africa who worship the stomach of the hippopotamus. We suppose their religion is equal to the others in the eyes of God. At least it is equally sincere, and has the advantage of being simple and intelligible.

    Tongue-in-cheek, Bierce told his readers of a Lutheran clergyman who poisoned himself because he could not make up his mind about a certain theological question. Whenever Bierce found a theological query too tough to answer he would take a deck of cards and decide it by turning a jack. A red jack was yes, a black one no.

In that way we have proven that hell is hot, that there is no heaven, and that the wicked have no souls. We have likewise ascertained that the devil was baptized by immersion, that sprinkling is a swindle, that Peter’s real name was Hiram Johnson, that Abraham’s bosom was a mountain in Mesopotamia, that John the Baptist’s locusts and wild honey were grasshoppers and molasses, that the doctrine of election is perfectly ridiculous, that the mystery of redemption is sublime but unintelligible, that Calvinism is a nice thing for an early tea party, that the first one hundred and fifty of the psalms of David were composed by someone else, and that the menagerie of the Apocalypse comprised more malformed and hideous beasts that were ever before collected under a single canvas.

    Ingersoll saw the Bible as a sham, and in Some Mistakes of Moses, he devastatingly dissected a wide array of biblical absurdities, and included a day-by-day postmortem of the seven days of creation, concluding with the Sabbath:

The “sabbath" was born of asceticism, hatred of human joy, fanaticism, ignorance, egotism of priests and the cowardice of the people. This day, for thousands of years, has been dedicated to superstition, to the dissemination of mistakes, and the establishment of falsehoods. Every Freethinker, as a matter of duty, should violate this day. He should assert his independence, and do all within his power to wrest the Sabbath from the gloomy church and give it back to liberty and joy. Freethinkers should make the Sabbath a day of mirth and music; a day to spend with wife and child—a day of games, and books, and dreams—a day to put fresh flowers above our sleeping day—a day of memory and hope, of love and rest.


Ingersoll’s satirical dissection of the Bible

    Bierce, of course, conveyed to his readers his own view of the Sabbath: “A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. Among the Jews, observance of the day was enforced by a Commandment of which this is the Christian version: ‘Remember the seventh day to make thy neighbor keep it wholly.’”

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Bierce and Ingersoll were of the same mind regarding the specter of Prohibition, although neither lived to see the ratification of the Eighteenth Amendment in 1919. Presciently, Ingersoll said, “I do not believe that the people can be made temperate by law....Prohibition fills the world with spies and tattlers, and, besides that, where a majority of the people are not in favor of it the law will not be enforced; and where a majority of the people are in favor of it there is not much need of the law.”
    In a mocking column for the San Francisco News-Letter in 1871, Bierce rushed to the defense of the drunkard, claiming treatment of them was infamous, and he included himself among the abused: “At least one of them is compelled to write two columns a week for the News-Letter, and another one has to pay him for it.” Known to be an aficionado of Martell Three Star, a fine cognac, Bierce defined brandy as: “A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave, two parts clarified Satan and four parts holy Moses!... Brandy is said by Emerson, I think, to be the drink of heroes. I certainly should not advise others to tackle it. By the way, it is rather good.”
    The more sober Ingersoll concluded, “Take wine and malt liquors out of the world and she shall lose a vast deal of good fellowship; the world would lose more than it would gain.... If Prohibition succeeds, and wines and malt liquors go, the next thing will be to take tobacco away, and the next thing all other pleasures, until prayer meetings will be the only places of enjoyment.”


Ingersoll on the cover of The Truth Seeker, 1888,
as the champion of science over religious superstitition

    Both men spoke out against socialism, which Bierce saw as one of two extremes of political thought, the other being anarchism, and that between the two “lies the system that we have the happiness to endure.” Bierce asserted that, “The Socialist believes that most human affairs should be regulated and managed by the State,” and he grumbled, “Our own system has many Socialistic features and the trend of republican government is all that way.” Those who endorsed Socialism, such as public ownership of utilities on the ground of principle “are a pretty dangerous class,” he said. But he had an open mind relating to government ownership of railroads, saying, “...there is doubtless a good deal to be said on both sides.” He described the anarchist, whose role loomed much larger in Bierce’s day, as a “kind of lunatic,” and he once wrote to his niece saying he would put them all to death if he lawfully could.
    Ingersoll [who opposed the death penalty: “Does not the Government feed the mob spirit—the lynch spirit?”], described himself as an individualist, and wanted as little law as possible, “only as much as will protect life, reputation and property by punishing criminals and by enforcing contracts,” and he said, “...in the United States there is no place for Anarchist, Socialist or Dynamiter.” Sounding much like a modern day conservative, he maintained:

I want the people to do everything they can do, and the Government to keep its hands off, because if the Government attends to all these matters the people lose manhood, and in a little while become serfs, and there will arise some strong mind and some powerful hand that will reduce them to actual slavery.

But Ingersoll left the door open to a progressive federal income tax, which did go into effect in 1913 with ratification of the Sixteen Amendment. “So I believe in cumulative taxation with regard to any kind of wealth. Let a man with ten million pay a greater per cent than one worth one hundred thousand, because he is able to pay it.”

...I hope the time will come when civilized man will understand that he cannot be perfectly happy while everybody else is miserable; that a perfectly civilized man could not enjoy a dinner knowing that others were starving; that he could not enjoy the richest robes if he knew that some of his fellow—men in rags and tatters were shivering in the blast. In other words, I want to carry out the idea here that I have so frequently uttered with regard to the other world; that is, that no gentleman angel could be perfectly happy knowing that somebody else was in hell.



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    On a key freethought issue Bierce and Ingersoll parted: women’s suffrage. Ingersoll was a believer, saying, “Why shouldn’t men be decent enough in the management of the politics of the country for women to mingle with them? It is an outrage that anyone should live in this country for sixty or seventy years and be forced to obey the laws without having any voice in making them.”
    The misogynistic Bierce not only opposed suffrage, but also criticized a woman’s struggle to attain equality in what was then considered to be a man’s world, although it’s possible much of Bierce’s outrageous zeal was pure irony. He addressed women’s suffrage in two essays in the San Francisco Examiner that were later paired in The Shadow on the Dial, 1909. In “The Opposing Sex,” he depicted women as existing in the shadow of male accomplishment:

Go to the top of any large city and look about and below.... Nowhere in the wide survey will you see the work of women. It is all the work of men’s hands, and before it was wrought into form and substance, existed as conscious creations in men’s brains.... Nobody, for example, is holding them [women] from greatness in poetry, which needs no special education, and music in which they have always been specially educated; yet where is the great poem by a woman? Where is the great musical composition? In the grammar of literature where is the feminine of Homer, of Shakespeare, of Goethe, of Hugo? What female names are the equivalents of the names of Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Wagner?”

    It probably would have been to no avail to convince Bierce that women—even during his lifetime—had historically been denied the educational, professional and social opportunities, as well as the encouragement to achieve taken for granted by men. The right to vote aside, Bierce, in “Emancipated Woman,” questioned how a woman’s entrance in commercial, professional, and industrial life was an advantage to the sex. “It has not benefited the sex as a whole, and has distinctly damaged the race. The mind that can not discern a score of great and irreparable general evils distinctly traceable to ‘emancipation of woman’ is as impregnable to the light as a toad in a rock.”
    With regard to a woman’s right to vote, Bierce wrote, “If not a single election were ever in any degree affected by it, the introduction of woman suffrage into our scheme of manners and morals would nevertheless be one of the most momentous and mischievous events of modern history. Compared with the action of this destructive solvent, that of all other disintegrating agencies concerned in our decivilization is as the languorous indiligence of rosewater to the mordant fury of nitric acid.”
    Bierce’s ultimate disparagement came when he said of women, “What matters my opinion of your understandings so long as I am in bondage to your charms? Moreover, there is one service of incomparable utility and dignity for which I esteem you eminently fit—to be mothers of men.”
    Ingersoll made certain where he stood—and it wasn’t with Bierce. In an address to a suffrage meeting in Washington on January 24, 1880, he said, “I believe, and always have, that there is only one objection to a woman voting, and that us, the men, are not sufficiently civilized for her to associate with them, and for several years I have been doing what little I can to civilize them.” In one of a series of interviews published in Vol. VIII of his Collected Works, Ingersoll was questioned about suffrage:

I claim no right that I am not willing to give to my wife and daughters, and to the wives and daughters of other men. We shall never have a generation of great men until we have a generation of great women. I do not regard ignorance as the foundation of virtue, or uselessness as one of the requisites of a lady. I am a believer in equal rights. Those who are amenable to the laws should have a voice in making the laws. In every department where a woman had had an equal opportunity with man, she has shown that she has equal capacity.

Ingersoll believed the influence of women in political discourse was positive. “If women wish to vote, if they wished to take part in political matters, if they wish to run for office. I shall do nothing to interfere with those rights....There was a time when physical force or brute strength gave pre-eminence.... So I say equal rights, equal education, equal advantages.”
    Women did not achieve the right to vote in America until 1920 when the Nineteenth Amendment was ratified by a majority of the states, so neither Ingersoll nor Bierce was alive to see it. Today, Bierce would probably find some humor in the fact that in 1984 Mississippi became the last state to ratify the amendment—sixty-four years late.

***

Bierce came to Ingersoll’s support following the Great Agnostic’s defense of suicide, considered a “mortal sin” by the theology of the Catholic Church and its allies among the evangelical churches. Ingersoll’s argument supporting the right of suicide—later published in a controversial little book titled Is Suicide a Sin?—held that:

Under many circumstances a man has the right to kill himself. When life is of no value to him, when he can be of no real assistance to others, why should a man continue? When he is of no benefit, when he is a burden to those he loves, why should he remain? The old idea was that ‘God’ made us and placed us here for a purpose and that it was our duty to remain until He called us. The world is outgrowing this absurdity. ...The wonder is that so many live, that in spite of rags and want, in spite of tenement and gutter of filth and pain, they limp and stagger and crawl beneath their burdens to the natural end.


title page of Ingersoll’s Is Suicide a Sin?

Bierce, in his essay “Taking Oneself Off” in the San Francisco Examiner of April 23, 1893, agreed:

It was Robert G. Ingersoll’s opinion that there is rather too little than too much suicide in the world—that people are so cowardly as to live on long after endurance has ceased to be a virtue. This view is but a return to the wisdom of the ancients, in whose splendid civilization suicide had a honorable place as any other courageous, reasonable and unselfish act. Antony, Brutus, Cato, Seneca—these were not of the kind of men to do deeds of cowardice and folly. The smug, self-righteous modern way of looking upon the act as that of a craven or a lunatic is the creation of priests, philistines and women.

    Ingersoll lashed out against laws, such as those in New York, that gave equal weight to divorce and suicide statutes. “Both [laws] are idiotic. Law cannot prevent suicide. Those who have lost all fear of death care nothing for law and its penalties. Death is liberty, absolute and eternal.” Concurring, Bierce said, “No principle is involved in this matter; suicide is justifiable or not, according to circumstances; each case is to be considered on its merits, and he having the act under advisement is sole judge.”

***

Ingersoll was happily married with two daughters and, much to the chagrin of his enemies, a freethinker with an impeccable reputation. Bierce, on the other hand, separated from his wife, and his two sons both met early and tragic deaths. “The Great Agnostic” was sixty-five when he died of a heart attack in Dobbs Ferry, New York, on July 21, 1899.


The mature Ingersoll, formal portrait

    Marking Ingersoll’s passing in an essay titled “The Dead Lion” for the San Francisco Examiner of July 30, 1899, Bierce took to task some of the editorial writers who gloated at Ingersoll’s death. One such unfortunate—unnamed—was characterized in grand but typical Bierce style, witty and savage:

Through the ramp and roar of the churches, the thunder of the theological captains and the shouting, rose the penetrating treble of a person so artlessly pious, so devoid of knowledge and innocent of sense, that his every utterance credentialed him as a child of candor, and arrested attention like the wanton shrilling of a noontide locust cutting through the cackle of a hundred hens. ...he simply poured out his heart with the unpremeditated sincerity of a wild ass uttering its view of the Scheme of Things.

    Bierce did not identify the hapless editorial writer—an “ineffable dolt” whose primary sin was to claim that Ingersoll “was not a great atheist, nor a great agnostic,” although he aspired to be. Where is the evidence? Bierce demanded. “May not a man state his religious or irreligious views with the same presumption of modesty and mere sincerity that attaches to other intellectual action? Because one publicly affirms the inveracity of Moses must one be charged with ambition, that meanest of all motives?”
    Bierce scorned a contention by the same writer—a “complacent simpleton”—that Ingersoll’s biblical scholarship was inferior, insisting that, “Ingersoll’s limitations were the source of his power; at least they confined him to methods that are ‘understanded of the people’[sic]; and to be comprehended by the greatest number of men should be the wish of him who tries to destroy what he thinks [is] a popular delusion.”


Ingersoll in late middle age

    Bierce also took issue with a distinguished academic, Professor Harry Thurston Peck—albeit more respectfully. Peck, editor of the prominent literary journal The Bookman and a member of the Columbia University faculty, found it difficult to understand why the late Ingersoll’s private virtues were so breathlessly brought forward and detailed with so much “strenuous insistence.” Bierce supplied the answer: “If men can be good without religion, and scorning religion, then it is not religion that makes men good; and if religion does not do this it is of no practical value and one may as well be without it as with it...”
    Peck wondered what final judgment should be passed on Ingersoll, who strove to “make universal" his views “that Christianity is in truth a superstition and its history a fable; that it has no hold on reason; and that the book from which it draws in part its teaching and its inspiration is only an inconsistent chronicle of old world myths.” Bierce replied that “If he [Ingersoll] believed in these matters [that] he was right and a certain small minority of mankind, including a considerable majority of his living countrymen, wrong, it was merely his duty as a gentlemen to speak his views and to strive, as occasion offered or opportunity served, to ‘make them universal.’”
    Bierce took particular exception to Peck’s contention that Ingersoll was a mere buffoon. Said Bierce, “Who that has an open mind would think that it [the charge of buffoonery] was written of Robert Ingersoll that he ‘burst into the sacred silence of their devotion with the raucous bellowing of an itinerant stump—speaker and the clowning of a mountebank?’”

To those who really know the character of Robert Ingersoll’s wit—keen, bright and clean as an Arab’s scimitar; to those who know the clear and penetrating expression and the proof; to those who know how much gold and how little of mud clung to the pebbles that he slung at the Goliaths of authority and superstition; to those who have noted the astonishing richness of his work in elevated sentiments fitly expressed, his opulence of memorable aphorism and his fertility of felicitous phrase—to these it will not seem credible that such a man can be compared to one who, knowing the infidelity of a friend’s wife, would “slap his friend upon the back and tell the story with a snicker, in the coarsest language of the brothel, interspersed with Rabelaisian jokes.”

    Peck claimed that Ingersoll crassly lectured on religion for money—"in the character of a paid public entertainer, for his own personal profit.” Responded Bierce, “In what character does Prof. Peck conduct his valuable and entertaining magazine [The Bookman] for instruction and amusement of those willing to pay for it? ...Obviously the agnostic’s offense was not lecturing for pay. It was not lecturing on religion. It was not sarcasm. It was that lecturing for pay on religion, his sarcasm took a direction disagreeable to Prof. Peck, instead of disagreeable to Prof. Peck’s opponents.” Peck wistfully wondered that if, on the very threshold of death, Ingersoll might have looked back and speculated if he could have done something to “help make the life of a man on earth more noble, or more spiritual, or more truly worth living.” Bierce pounced.

This of a man who taught all the virtues as a duty and a delight!—who stood, as no other man among his countrymen has stood, for liberty, for honor, for good will toward men, for truth as it was given to him to see it, for love!—who by personal example taught patience under falsehood and silence under vilification!—who when slandered in debate answered not back, but addressed himself to the argument!—whose entire life was an inspiration to high thought and noble deed, and whose errors, if errors they are, the world can not afford to lose for the light and reason that are in them!


Peck attacked Ingersoll in What Good is English? 1899

Bierce believed there was an undertone of malice in Peck’s criticism of Ingersoll, insisting, “I can not help thinking that in suggesting his [Ingersoll’s] remorse as only a possibility, instead of relating it as a fact attested by piteous appeals for divine mercy, Prof. Peck has committed a sin of omission for which on his own deathbed he will himself suffer the keenest regret.” Bierce’s point was well made. Peck’s God did not serve him well. He was dismissed from Columbia University after a former secretary’s breach of promise suit. [Breach of promise and alienation of affection suits were once common.] Jobless, Peck was seen shabbily dressed walking the streets of Manhattan as if in a daze. He committed suicide in 1914, the same year Bierce vanished in Mexico.

***

There is nothing today quite like the National Liberal League [later the American Secular Union], of which Ingersoll was president in 1885. Nevertheless, the freethought movement achieved partial success, such as winning women’s suffrage and abortion rights, and strengthening the separation of theological notions from public school curriculums. Moreover, the religious establishment no longer holds quite the power, sway, and respect it did in the nineteenth century when the clergy and their Sunday sermons were routinely quoted in the daily newspapers. However, a 2007 survey by the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life found that 78.4 percent of all Americans categorized themselves as Christian, 4.0 as atheist or agnostic, the remainder as minority affiliations or nothing. Despite the dominance of Christianity in America, evangelistic proselytizers are often held up for ridicule and Catholic priests, rightly or wrongly, sometimes viewed with skepticism, even fear, that they might prey on children. Susan Jacoby points out that a one time, “Not only did the Catholic hierarchy speak with one voice, but it did so at a time when lay Catholics treated their priests and bishops with a deference that would be unimaginable to most American Catholics today.”
    The supernatural remains a powerful force in the United States, as evidenced in part by the fervor of those who believe in recurring pronouncements that the earth will abruptly end and that only Christian believers will be saved and delivered to an unknown paradise, such as the future envisioned in the failed predictions of the Reverend Harold Egbert Camping—or adherents who eagerly await the apocalypse based on a Mayan calendar dating to 900 AD. The 1978 mass suicide and murder of more than 900 people in Guyana by the Peoples Temple led by the pastor Jim Jones is an extreme variation of what might be considered a group psychosis. Clarence Darrow, a leading figure of the freethought movement [and celebrated defense lawyer in the famous Scopes evolution trial in Tennessee in 1925], said this in his 1932 autobiography: “The number of people on the borderline of insanity in a big country is simply appalling, and these seem especially addicted to believing themselves saviors and prophets. It takes only a slight stimulus to throw them completely off balance.”



Ingersoll birthplace

Bierce marker, Meigs County, Ohio
click to enlarge images

    Somehow, Ingersoll seems mired in the nineteenth century and largely forgotten. Nevertheless, in 1921 his birthplace on the western shore of Seneca Lake, New York, was restored as a memorial and museum [Thomas Edison was on the restoration committee], as well as a statue in Glen Oak Park, Illinois. The Council for Secular Humanism launched an extensive Ingersoll website, in addition to an online walking tour of Ingersoll’s Washington, D.C. Literarily, Bierce was spared Ingersoll’s neglect due to a select, but brilliant, body of work that holds up today, the material for opera, film, art. However, unlike the rehabilitation of Ingersoll’s birthplace, Bierce can boast only of a lonely highway marker in Ohio and an alley named for him in San Francisco.
    It is a certainty that Ingersoll would no longer be a member of what now calls itself the Republican Party—although not so clear in the case of the more unpredictable Bierce, despite his amusing doggerel that some might consider more apt today than in the time of Ingersoll: “Here lies the body of the Republican Party; / Corrupt, and generally speaking, hearty.”


Said to be last known photograph of Bierce taken in June 1913
before his disappearance in Mexico. However, of doubtful provenance.

***

On April 25, 1901, two years after Ingersoll’s passing, Bierce published an article in the New York Journal citing the Christian concept of human immortality—life after death—as an absolute truth. Bierce magnanimously [for him] threw an olive branch to countries with a predominately Christian population:

Our modern Christian nations hold a passionate hope and belief in another world, yet the most popular writer and speaker of his time [Ingersoll], the man whose lectures drew the largest audiences, the work of whose pen brought him the highest rewards, was he who most strenuously strove to destroy the ground of the hope, and unsettle the foundation of the belief. Nor does any name than his stand higher today in the admiration and affection of the great body of the American people. Let those who decry or fear the “intolerance" of modern Christianity consider whether they are not denouncing a shadow or cowering before a dream. There should be a lesson to them in the fact that it is only in Christian countries that free speech is known to all—only there that “Girt about by friends or foes. / A man may speak he thing he will.”

Bierce, who survived Ingersoll by some fifteen years, mysteriously vanished in Mexico in 1914, and his remains have never been discovered.


Statue of Ingersoll, his widow and daughters in attendance,
dedicated in 1911 in Glen Oak Park, Illinois.

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Among the Sources

Bierce, Ambrose. A Sole Survivor: Bits of Autobiography. Edited by S.T. Joshi and David E. Schultz. Knoxville, 1998
______________. Collected Works, Vol. VII. New York and Washington 1909-1912
______________. Collected Works, Vol. X. New York and Washington 1909-1912
______________. The Ambrose Bierce Satanic Reader. Compiled and Edited by Ernest Jerome Hopkins. New York, 1968
______________. The Enlarged Devil’s Dictionary. Compiled and edited by Ernest Jerome Hopkins. New York, 1967
______________. The Shadow on the Dial. Edited by S.O. Howes. San Francisco, 1909
______________. Skepticism and Dissent: Selected Journalism from 1898-1901. Edited by Lawrence I. Berkove. Ann Arbor, 1980
Council for Secular Humanism: http://www.secularhumanism.org/
Fatout, Paul. The Devil’s Lexicographer. Norman, 1951
Ingersoll, Robert. Collected Works, Vol. VIII. New York, 1902
______________. Lectures of Col. R.G. Ingersoll Latest. Chicago, 1897
______________. Some Mistakes of Moses. Washington, 1870
______________. Is Suicide a Sin? New York, 1894
Pew Forum on Religion & Public Life, The. http://religions.pewforum.org/reports
Jacoby, Susan. Freethinkers. New York, 2004
Neale, Walter. Life of Ambrose Bierce. New York, 1929
Smith, Frank. Robert G. Ingersoll: A Life. Buffalo, 1990

© 2012 by Don Swaim


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