I happened upon the wine list a while back and scanned it for posterity.

Here's a little whimsy from the 1970s: the actual wine list from the Regatta Inn, south of Houston near the Ship Channel. If the Regatta Inn's self-depreciating humor escapes you at first glance, look closely on the back side. This was Texas, after all; still, some Texans I've known are able to count above two.