Stoopid Names 2007
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Don't resort to the telephone book to come up with names for your characters. Here's a list I culled over a ten-day period in January from the spam in my G-mail account (an excellent free web-based email service I use when ordering something online or dealing with people I don't want to know). Feel free to use this list. Clearly, there's little relationship between the first names and the last. Spammers, lowest form on earth (next to a certain elected dullard), manufacture names to hide their true identities. In no case did I open the spam. I just copied, pasted, and sorted the names. There are actually sites to aid spammers in concocting phony names. One is: Funny Names. I don't mean to insult anyone. When I did this a couple of years ago a woman, obviously having Googled her name, saw hers on my Stupid Names list and sent me an angry email. I know my own name is side-splitting to some people, but to me not as much as Alvis Fludd, Pippin Delk, or Sophronius Marrs. More to come. |
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Abimelech Hidalgo Ahti Rubin Alvis Fludd Alwilda Gleason Amandine Solley Anah Golay Beatrice Nowak Benedicta Stoops Betelgeuse Hogle Cepheus Wharton Chiela Friedrich Clark Tighe Corynn Downing Dorit Blanford Einion Woodhouse Eleutherius Leaman Ereshkigal Labonte Etheldreda Crail Fannie Mcentee Filib Vanguilder Finnian Edney Frang Borden Gabriela Mccomas Gottfried Faulcon Hemi Morlock |
Henri Melillo Herman Harman Hiram Brehmer Ikaia Shelly Imaculada Wirtz Ives Hereford Jehoash Meaux Leah Samaniego Lim Laubach Lucija Lindenberg Madeline Emery Malie Hiser Malka Kuss Mariko Amendola Orrin Goodell Ouida Daggett Pippin Delk Shamira Dipiazza Shmuel Cates Sophronius Marrs Traci Eichman Valentina Jolly Zahra Hadlock Zhenya Courtney |