The Bucks County Writers Workshop
Stupid Names
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You don't necessarily have to resort to the telephone book to come up with names for your characters. Here's a list of names I culled from junk mail over a two-day period. Feel free to use them. Obviously, the names are made up. Clearly, there is little relationship between the first names and the last. Spammers, the lowest form on earth (next to certain elected politicians), manufacture names to hide their true identities. In no case did I ever open the spam. I merely copied the name of the "sender" before trashing the "mail." There are actually sites to aid spammers in concocting phony names. One is: |
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Alfonzo E. Jimenez Alyce Burnett Amabel Fhithrit Angelica Medeiros Annabel Dsmec Arron Burch Arturo Meadows Audrey Arredondo Augustus Ztfin Autumn Cornell Autumn Preston Beacher Allmond Belinda E. Pool Bernardo Haskins Brandon Spaulding Bridget Hurst Britney Gillespie Brooks Kimberly Carlo Warner Chandra C. Amos Chase Heath Chester Swain Christopher Mcintosh Cierra Morse Clarissa Caron Clemente Cottle Colby Bunch Coleman Beasley Constance Manning Curil Mims Daniel Dgahceee Deirdre Crum Dusty S. Fox Edwin Oaltuss Elmo Shipley Elnora Suniga Eloy Irving Emery Sridhbu Emma Mcnair Enrique Quintana Ester Greene Evangeline Foster Evelina Bevis Everette Farr Ezra Herman Freida Haynes Gene Caron Georgina Bentley Georgina Lindsay Gordon Champagne Gretchen Fortaleza Gus Steward Helga Villegas Hershel Gallegos Homer Spadea Hoover Maggie Hubert Harrison Hugo Divine Isaiah Ygat Ismael Sanchez Jemima Fllo Jen Trlypc Jenny Uscapicm Jessye Emmet Josefina Calvert Josiah Crum |
Kelly Chan Kenji Wilkerson Kory Delaney Lacy Hess Lazaro Kemp Leanne Rodrigues Lenny Gagnon Leslie Kurta Lilian Dick Lindset Drummond Logan Ryan Mamie Grayson Marisol Stovall Maryellen Tompkins Melba Hickey Melody Reid Mia Morse Missy Melvin Miyoshi Pietro Ersilia Mollie Duarte Muriel Oonaba Myron Sams Nikki Darcy Noelle Hackett Osborn Lennox Paddy Aljemal Pasquale Louis Phemie Kenton Raul Delaney Raul Roland Reggie Tuttle Reyes Schafer Rickie Gabriel Robin Ueneloa Rodrigo Haney Ronald Zer Ronny Winkler Rosamund Njans Roscoe Strieker Rosella Huerta Roslyn Gunter Sabrina Acosta Salvatore Stokes Sandy Burrah Senja Seafire Shawna Salazar Sigourney Neyle Slenderness M. Patton Stacey Crowder Staci Connell Tad Keliiholokai Terrell Hays Theobald Omauj Tom Ueikp Tybalt Bezonbar Utopia Gillis Vilma Hamm Virgie Warner Wallace Pagan Weston Horne Wilda Beaver Zachery Chu Zane Carpenter |