AMBROSE
But this isn't finished. The final act has just started. How can you leave before the crescendo?!

BRAND
(exiting)
If you want a crescendo, you'd better get out there and cover it yourself. I am heading north. As fast as I can. Right now.

ESPERANZA
(following him out, with other female voices rising behind the door)
And you stay gone, señor. I will lie for Señor Bierce, not for the likes of a dog like you.

ALBERT
Ambrose, cousin, forget this nonsense. Gather your things and come with us, please!

AMBROSE
Get going, Albert. Don't lose sight of Mr. Brand. You'll need each other out there.

ALBERT
You must leave too, Ambrose. It is why I came, and I won't...

ALBERT (CONT.)
Good. For a moment I thought you'd lost all reason.

AMBROSE
Goodbye, Albert.

ALBERT
What?

AMBROSE
I said goodbye. Express my regards to your charming family...

ALBERT
(astounded)
Ambrose, don't do this. Don't end like this.

AMBROSE
My lineage ended long ago, Albert. My sons are dead. My oldest by his own hand. I would rather reunite with him suddenly on that great distant shore, than crawl home to wait pointlessly for a final gasp, and an empty eulogizing. Perhaps you were right... an unexpected miniball, a bullet obliterating me before God and all creation might just be preferable to the current alternatives. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a crescendo to meet.

ALBERT
Old fool. You old fool.

AMBROSE
(putting on his hat)
This mission, as you call it, is all that I have left. Nothing else matters. I am leaving now.

ALBERT
But not with me.

AMBROSE
But not with you.

ALBERT
You would throw your life away.

AMBROSE
It's mine to do with as I please.

ALBERT
Where will you go?

AMBROSE
Where ever I have to. Brand said something about Ojinaga... perhaps there.

ALBERT
This isn't your war.

AMBROSE
(putting on the long black coat)
It is, however, my purpose, cousin. I ask not your approval, only your acceptance.

ALBERT
What about the bounty on your head? You'll face the gallows for certain now, like Brand said.

AMBROSE
(finishing getting dressed)
The gallows; a place for the performance of miracle plays in which the lead actor is translated into Heaven. Sounds strangely like a pulpit, preacher. You have yours. And I have mine.

ALBERT
All of a sudden you are again resolute in your utter stubbornness. And your last vision in life may be the blaze from a row of rifle muzzles.

AMBROSE
The fire of my phoenix, cousin. Yes, suddenly I am reborn. Is that not for what you have prayed most fervently throughout your life?

ALBERT
Not like this.

AMBROSE
Don't you stand in that door... unless you do so in making an overdue exit.

ALBERT
I am bringing you home.

AMBROSE
(pulling out the revolver)
Betty Albert, I know there is at least one bullet left in this gun. If I were to conclude last night's little game of roulette here and now, I might just be sparing you the bayonet at the hands of Huerta's goons, which would make my shooting you down in cold blood an act of brotherly mercy.

ALBERT
I am no longer a child you can bully. You don't scare me anymore.

BRAND
(offstage)
Come on, you two! I've got the horses, let's go!!

ALBERT
(turning)
Hang on, Mr. Brand! He's coming, just give us another minute!

ESPERANZA
(offstage, with shouts of other female voices)
You go now! I don't need you here! Vamos--you have to go!!

ALBERT
Please, just one minute more! Mr. Brand, wait... I can persuade him! Give me just one more minute! Please!

ALBERT (CONT.)
(turning back)
Ambrose, cousin... Ambrose! Ambrose!!

ALBERT (CONT.)
Ambrose.

ESPERANZA
(re-entering)
Señor Albert. You need to leave too now, listen to your... where did he go?

ALBERT
(rushing to door)
He disappeared... out the window. Mr. Brand! Mr. Brand!!

BRAND
(re-entering)
What's the matter, come on! Let's go!

ALBERT
He climbed out the window, he's outside!

BRAND
C'mon, we'll head him off!

BRAND (CONT.)
Damn it! Goddamn it!

ALBERT
Please, sir.

BRAND
He took my horse! He rode off on my goddamn horse!

ALBERT
We can follow him on mine.

BRAND
You follow him! I'm skipping town. On what I don't know but I am getting the hell out of here.

ESPERANZA
(blandly)
Señor Bierce's mule is in the stable.

BRAND
A mule?

ESPERANZA
Better than walking.

BRAND
There are still two horses out there, ma'am.

ESPERANZA
Not for sale! The mule or nothing.

ALBERT
Come, Mr. Brand. I won't fight it any longer. I fear I must leave my cousin to his great mission, as foolish as I think it is. Let's leave.

BRAND
We won't get far; two on a horse.

ALBERT
We'll take the mule.

BRAND
I am not riding that damned mule!

ALBERT
I will. You take my horse, and I am holding you to your word not to leave me behind in the dust! Agreed?

BRAND
(thinks a minute, then pumps Albert's hand and exits)
We'll have to be as quiet as Comanches. But alright, agreed.

ESPERANZA
You are leaving your hermano, Señor Albert?

ALBERT
Yes, Miss Del Monte. I did all I could to persuade him. He is a frustrating... infuriating, mutinous old pirate...

ESPERANZA
I see.

ALBERT
And I will likely never see him again.

ESPERANZA
At least you saw him, even if there's no next time.

ALBERT
I'm sorry?

ESPERANZA
You trust God to guide you, señor. You prayed before you came here. Yes?

ALBERT
Ma'am?

ESPERANZA
You prayed to find your cousin alive.

ALBERT
Yes... I did. And I did find him alive.

ESPERANZA
God gave that to you, hermano Albert. But no one is ours to keep forever. Your cousin is his own man. Tome qué Dios ha otorgado y es alegre, padre.

ALBERT
What does that mean, Miss Esperanza?

ESPERANZA
It's just something I learned when I was a girl.

ALBERT
(a half grin)
In church, I suppose?

ESPERANZA
(returning the grin)
That's right. In church.

ALBERT
Yes, well... good day to you, Madame.

BRAND
(re-entering, agitated)
Come on, Reverend, it's time we disappeared, too.

ALBERT
When I say 'Madame,' I assure you I mean that in the wholesome, Christian sense.

ESPERANZA
(holding her hand out for him to shake)
Of course you do, padre.

ALBERT
(taking her hand, kissing it lightly)
Gracias. I'm ready, Mr. Brand.

ESPERANZA
(holding out the papers)
Wait. Shouldn't you take these?

BRAND
Take what?

ESPERANZA
Señor Bierce's writing. He wanted you to take it, no?

ALBERT
We should, Mr. Brand.

BRAND
(apprehensive)
Well... yes, we should. Si, Miss Esperanza.

BRAND (CONT.)
I'm sure Hearst will want to see this. Ambrose is one of the best writers... I ever knew. Come on, let's go.

BRAND (CONT.)
And with Villa again at large in the Mexican countryside, General Huerta's hopes for a resolution to this great, dread episode, and a return to peace, seem again just out of reach. All eyes north now look anxiously to the White House, and the pen of President Wilson, should Gulf trade routes be threatened by war. 'Thirty' it there, Herbert. No, there won't be a follow up, I'm on my way in.

BRAND (CONT.)
No, wait a minute. Paper still in the machine? Good. Sidebar. Former Examiner columnist, war journalist, poet, author, iconoclast... and horse thief, Ambrose Bierce vanished without a trace into the hills of Mexico, in the first days of 1914... Yes, Herbert, THAT Ambrose Bierce... He was never seen or heard from again. Rumors of his whereabouts, and of his demise, will likely travel north for many years to come. When last seen by any witnesses, he was riding toward the Battlefield of Ojinaga, with great purpose in his eyes, against the wind. What? Yes, I know this isn't style, Herbert... just type. Bierce's writings will live on. His short stories, his wry verse, his Civil War journals and his most memorable work, that notorious volume of lacerating satire, The Devil's Dictionary; all will be studied and revered by as yet unborn generations. He was one of an amazing group of literati; Stephan Crane, Nathaniel Hawthorn, Edgar Allen Poe, Robert Louis Stevenson, and Mark Twain, of whom many believed Bierce to be a sardonic alter ego. His friend Jack London remains; the last peer to mourn his absence and perceived passing. How Ambrose died, can only be speculated upon. He will become legend. Like the biblical Enoch, who never slumbered between this world and the hereafter. There is no headstone with his name upon it. His epitaph will never be finished... a work in progress. Now he can only be said to ride the night, onward, having finally caught up with Old Patch.

AMBROSE
By Abracadabra we signify
and infinite number of things.
'Tis the answer to What? And How? And Why?
And Whence? And Whither? A word whereby
The Truth, with the comfort it brings
Is open to all who grope in night,
Crying for Wisdom's holy light.
Whether 'tis a verb or a noun
Is knowledge beyond my reach.
I only know 'tis handed down
From sage to sage,
From age to age,
An immortal part of speech.

Of an ancient man the tale is told
That he lived to be ten centuries old,
In a cave on a mountain side.
True, he finally died.
The fame of his wisdom filled the land,
For his head was bald and you'll understand
His beard was long and white
And his eyes uncommonly bright.

Philosophers gathered from far and near
To sit at his feet and hear
Though he never was heard
To utter a word
But Abracadabra, Abracadab.
Abraca Abra, Abra Ab.

'Twas all he had,
'Twas all they wanted to hear, and each
Made copious notes of the mystical speech,
Which they published next,
A trickle of text,
In a meadow of commentary.
Mighty big books were these,
In number as leaves of trees,
In learning, remarkable, very!
He's dead,
As I said,
And the books of the sages have perished,
But his wisdom is sacredly cherished.
In Abracadabra it solemnly rings,
Like an ancient bell that forever swings.

O' I love to hear
That word make clear
Humanity's General Sense of Things.

THE END


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